The Fall TV season begins in earnest next week (though the CW and NBC jumped the gun and began showing off their new shows this week) which means we're all about to be bombarded with analysis of Nielsen overnight ratings (not to mention DVR ratings). But unlike box office receipts, few people really know what it means when you get a 1.4 rating / 4 share of the Adult 18-49 market with 2.989 million viewers. But you know who does know? ESPN's puppets. And they're happy to explain it to you:

Now, don't you feel like you learned something?