This is almost like The Burg's baby years! Here's the part one of the pilot of the Columbia University soap opera, The Gates (here's part two and part three). One of the actors told the Columbia Spectator, "I don't think I'm going to have any more friends. I'm scared I'm going to come off as a spectacular douche bag."

Can collegiate TV production levels rehabilitate Columbia's image after The Mirror Has Two Faces and the Minutemen incident? Probably not, but it's a painfully addictive way to pass the time. [Via Bwog]