If you were a chicken and you lived in NYC, wouldn't you take the subway? If you were a pink chicken, wouldn't you roll around town in a pink carriage with the word DIVA emblazoned in pink? And wouldn't you have matching pink nails? Of course you would. You're not a clucking loser.
This is probably the most exciting non-chicken sandwich related chicken sighting we've had since Little Jerry Seinfeld was being tossed around the Mets dugout for good luck. This also isn't the first time this little guy has been spotted around the subway either.
This person seemed particularly aggrieved by the well-pampered chick:
This bitch in the subway got a chicken in a pink stroller with a diva sign across it. IM HIGHLY UPSET
— K (@honeyoleander) October 25, 2014
He that has not crossed the road among you, let him first cast a stone at Pink Chicken. But seriously, you probably shouldn't cuddle chickens, you're bound to get a salmonella infection.