Yesterday, Zuccotti Park was graced with the presence of diamond-Jesus-wearing rapper Kanye West, who traveled to the park with Russell Simmons to support the Occupy Wall Street movement the only way he knows how: by doing and saying absolutely nothing. "Kanye has been a big supporter spiritually of this movement, and he's just here to stand with the people," Simmons says, hilariously suggesting that Kanye West still has a soul.


Is Kanye constipated...by economic injustice? Perhaps his handlers have impressed upon him to not utter a word unless he's prepared to apologize for it. "He doesn't want to make a statement, didn't want to do any media at all, actually…He understands the idea of getting the money out of government, he wants to give power back to the people," Simmons says. People like Jacob the Jeweler!