Billy On The Street host Billy Eichner recently took on his greatest challenge yet: to try to get tourists in Times Square to ignore the Elmos, Spider-Men and other costumed characters in favor of real talent. And to do so, he brought in a ringer, Julianne Moore. As you can see in the video below, she proceeded to go on an acting attack, showing off her understated acting prowess by reciting lines from some of her films, including The Kids Are Alright, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, and crying on command, to one man's complete confusion.

Also fun fact: if you put closed captioning on YouTube, you get lots of weird mangled sentences, such as in the screenshot above, when "She's worked with Nicole Kidman" is transformed into "right now that cold hit man." Just more proof that Moore is truly the greatest actress of her generation, and Nicole Kidman is nothing more than a sniffly assassin.