Celebs! They drink Starbucks iced coffee, get zits, and uh, witness public births before attempting to document the grisly aftermath. Yesterday Jonah Hill happened to see a woman give birth in a New York City park and stopped to take a photo of the woman's bloody articles of clothing (sigh, ok, "placenta") when he forgot that he is forever haunted by loud dudes with flipcams that follow his every waking moment. Forget parturition: the real Miracle of Life is TMZ's omnipresence.

The actor confirmed the incident on his Twitter account. OK, now you can go back to reading about how the G20 is planning on reacting to rising crop prices.