Jon Hamm was on Conan last night, talking about poop-scooping etiquette, Jack McBrayer, and Donald Trump (who he says didn't take those jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner too well).

But what happens to Hamm when he's out at a bar? People think he drinks like Don Draper. He told the host, "I get sent over bourbon... in these tankers... which, human beings can't drink that much bourbon. I don't think they realize what I'm drinking on the show is... not bourbon. It's tea, or water with food coloring in it."

If you run into him in real life and can't resist the urge to buy him a drink... Hamm goes with "a nice frothy midori sour, usually. I feel the real men go for any drink that's in the neon family."