In the below video, Jimmy Kimmel addresses the "rivalry" between New Yorkers and Angelenos. Is there a rivalry? Isn't it just that some people live here and then get sad when all of their friends move there and live in bungalows and are able to replenish their vitamin D year-round?

Anyway, Kimmel talked to locals from both cities, and we have learned a few things from his efforts: every New Yorker thinks that everyone in LA eats avocados and talks like they're in the 1983 classic Valley Girl. And everyone in LA thinks everyone in New York orders Chinese food at 4 a.m. and talks like they're in the 1987 classic Moonstruck. We are all tied together by Nic Cage. As it should be.