Just a few of the cast members.

Director Garry Marshall has really nailed that film genre where you just cram as many celebrities into one thinly-plotted, sappy rom-com. First he did it with Valentine's Day, and now comes his follow-up, New Year's Eve. Before you hate-watch the entire movie one hungover Sunday afternoon in December, check out the trailer now. We have embedded it below, where it has likely been calling to you like a siren. Go ahead, click play, but be warned: while you may be enticed by the Josh Duhamel-narration, or the pumping generic pop song, or the old man waxing poetic about serendipity, or sad Ashton with a beard... keep in mind that this is just a 1 minute and 58 second advertisement for false hope. Be strong! Watch Love Actually instead!