What if Charlie Brown grew up, moved to "the big city," became an animated version of Louis C.K., and finally told Lucy to "fuck off"? Below you can see the Peanuts Gang all grown up—which basically means they're depressed, suicidal, hoarding cats, and battling STDs. It sounds depressing, but your brain, heart, and soul wantneed to see what Charlie C.K. would be like. Below: "Charlie goes back to his hometown. Finds out his dog Snoopy is dead. Buys a motorcycle."

Some start a Fake Charlie Episodes Twitter please? [via Boing Boing]