Hamilton fever will never die, and nor will the People's love of Hogwarts, no matter how many deprived adults I meet who claim they've never read ONE Harry Potter book. There have been a lot of Hamilton/Harry mashups out there in the webverse—this Potter4Ham Tumblr account, for instance, and pretty much all of Buzzfeed. But now, you can experience the frenetic fandom firsthand thanks to Lin-Manuel Miranda and Emma Watson, who helpfully sorted the Founding Fathers & Mothers into Hogwarts houses for us.
Hamilton creator Miranda sat down with Hermione as part of her #HeforShe United Nations campaign for gender equality. Miranda beat-boxed about feminism, of course, but the duo also assigned the likes of Aaron Burr, Eliza Schuyler and, naturally, Hamilton, to their respective Hogwarts houses. See below:
Poor Aaron Burr, stuck in Slytherin forever.