The 2016 Republican Great Satanic Ritual came to a close Thursday night, the Grand Old Party's having dutifully installed Future President Babyhands as its Chosen One. Last night, Muslim-American Daily Show correspondent Hasan Minhaj put out one last segment bidding farewell to the shitshow—and to the United States, which, post-Trump, has, at the very least, threatened to force him and all the other Muslim citizens here to register with the government, if not explicitly to give them the boot. See below:

Minhaj (who we interviewed last year) might be "a good one," and Trump's anti-Muslim policies might be outlandishly un-Constitutional, but as one Trump supporter noted, "You never know what Trump's going to do, right?"

Indeed.