Bret Michaels: Poison frontman, Rock of Love-r, victim of the Tony Awards, miraculous survivor of a nasty subarachnoid hemorrhage, and now...weatherman?

Apparently Michaels has another passion besides music, and, uh, trashy girls: nature! Check out his homemade weather report, which he shot from his tour bus and sent in to the Weather Channel. He's actually not half bad, though the Blair Witch-style closeups are slightly jarring. Now if only we could get him on 24/7 Hurricane Irene watch, and of course, get him to film a segment about proper packing techniques for those go-bags none of us have (don't forget your bandanas!).