Last night, Conan O'Brien was live from the Beacon Theatre, airing one of four episode of his TBS late night talk show from his former hometown. O'Brien declared that even though it had been two (harrowing) years since leaving NYC, he felt it was like he never left. So Mayor Bloomberg paid him a visit to give him the new NYC citizenship. Sample questions: How do you get from Ozone Park to Carnegie Hall? (The A to the L to the Q) What is Derek Jeter's greatest accomplishment? (Obviously)

Then O'Brien turned the tables on Bloomberg and asked him to transform stories into NY Post headlines, like if Al Pacino got into a fight at a Starbucks. Bloomberg said, "Fra-pacino Fracas."