Of all the gross things one could be doing with their crotch on the subway, this is certainly... benign. Eddie Going passed along the video below of a modern day Betsy Ross performing sartorial surgery on the N train this past week. Desperate times call for desperate stitchings, we suppose.

IMG 2984 from Gothamist on Vimeo.

Although we admire the intensity and confidence with which he puts needle to groin, we must point out that there is some serious manspreading happening here. Then again, at least he's not hanging brain.