The below video shows a 19-year-old Patton Oswalt... and it's kind of best viewed without knowing anything about it so you're just transported to a comedy club that's inexplicably centered around student loan jokes.
This weekend Patton Oswalt Tweeted the video, explaining: "First paid acting gig. 19 years old. $300. Educational video about student loans. Sweater vest. Kill me." Well, that buzzkill Allister McAllister was a tough act to follow, telling the audience of young kids who just wanted to forget about their debt until they graduated at least: "Keep in mind you're borrowing that money, so you've got to pay it back, whether you finish school or not, and whether you find a job in your field of training or not. You get the idea? You study hard and then you pay."
