Once upon a time, Donald Trump wanted to have Rachel Uchitel, the NYC nightclub "hostess" and Tiger Woods mistress, on Celebrity Apprentice. But now that she's appearing in the new season of Celebrity Rehab (she's the "Infamous Party Planner"), she's damaged goods. Trump told TMZ, "It's a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now... Look at what 'Celebrity Apprentice' did for Piers Morgan. He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake. Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and 'Celebrity Rehab' is not." Uchitel is allegedly being paid $500,000 for her rehab stint, so she can probably live with her "mistake."