Okay, if you had to be a cast member of Jersey Shore for Halloween, which one would it be? Ricky's is offering up a few choices: Snooki, Pauly D, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. As you can tell by looking at these things, there are a few problems! Namely: they are clearly not tan enough, Snooki looks like Teresa Guidice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and for some reason The Situation comes in two sizes. Maybe the non-six-pack version is The High School Situation (turtleneck not included)?

There is also one glaring omission from this costume selection: J-WOWW! But good news: you can just pick up the 2nd Snooki option, which looks just like her.