2006_03_starjones.jpgIf you have a weak stomach, feel free to move along. Star Jones allayed the fears of her numerous fans yesterday when she called into The View and told her co-hosts that she's doing OK. For those of you that don't know, Jones had a breast lift and implants on March 17th. The 44 year-old Jones said her "boobs think they're still 20." Excuse us while we wipe the vomit from our mouths.

Since Star's dramatic weight loss - possibly due to gastric-bypass surgery - one could argue that she's gorgeous now. Not us. We just can't shake the images of Tracy Morgan and Kenan Thompson portraying the former lawyer.

If you're so inclined, you can buy Star's book about her journey for love , better yet, Tracy Morgan's Best of SNL.