Tom Green and friendOuch - Tom Green, in yesterday's Times feature about his new MTV talk show, said, regarding not being on speaking terms with ex-wife Drew Barrymore, "When we got divorced, we did so because we didn't like each other. Do you talk to people you don't like?" Well, as a matter of fact, Gothamist does. But it's because we want to mess with their minds.

Fametracker's Fame Audit of Drew Barrymore notes: "If she married Tom Green, it means that at some point, her lips touched those of a guy who'd sucked milk directly from the teat of a cow." Hee. You hear that Fabrizio?