Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft, the way nature meant it to be

To avoid any controversy, Angelina Jolie's nipples were retouched out of the posters for Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life. Avoid controversy with everyone except for Angelina Jolie, who is annoyed that she was de-nipped: "I wanted my nipples to be there to see."

Famously, nipples were made nippy in Showgirls. But there are some nipples Gothamist doesn't like seeing: Nipples on body builders. Scary.