If you've always wanted to live in something that looks like a contemporary museum with a 7-car garage, keep reading. But first, since you're no fool, we imagine you don't want things you can't have, so you do have $40 million, right? That's how much this dream of yours is going to cost. Take out a second mortgage on your Hamptons pied-à-terre and go for broke!


According to Curbed, your new home at 165 Perry Street is a "ginormous glass-floored penthouse... [with] 9,000 square feet of interior space, 5,200 square feet of terraces, and a seven-car garage at 3,000 square feet." In real estate math, this means you can feel lonely and empty in a totally different square-foot of your house every day for about 46 years or until death, whichever comes first.


The listing notes that the "masterpiece" also features "sweeping 360 degree views of the Hudson River and the City, a grand living room with wood burning fireplace, 5 plus bedrooms, an expansive master suite featuring a fireplace, two windowed walk-in closets, en-suite bathroom with steam room, a library with wood burning fireplace, home office, formal dining room, eat in chefs kitchen along with a full prep kitchen and a generous walk in pantry." They also note that while the garage only holds 7 cars, you can "valet up to 14," or just store your stacks of cash in there and gaze upon them as you try to feel even a twinge of happiness.