Netflix's monthly purge is on its way, costing us important cinematic endeavors like Failure To Launch, Scary Movie 5, and something called Bratz: Babyz: The Movie, which I can only assume help contributed to a Trump win. But we're also getting a few gems, with upcoming streaming options including Magic Mike, The Blair Witch Project, Superbad, and all of American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson. Still, somehow Netflix hasn't heard my plea for Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, a film that is both topical and well-acted. Oh well, maybe next month.

Here's what's headed our way in February, and note that you should definitely not watch Sausage Party with your teenaged male cousins:

Available 2/1
Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies, and Cyber Attacks (2016)
Babe (1995)
Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
Balto (1995)
Balto 2: Wolf Quest (2001)
Balto 3: Wings of Change (2004)
Contact (1997)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Disney’s Finding Dory (2016)
Eleven P.M. (1928)
From This Day Forward: A Trans Love Story (2016)
Gun Runners (2015)
Hell-Bound Train (1930)
Highly Strung (2015)
Hot Biskits (1931)
I Am Sun Mu (2016)
Invincible (2006)
Les beaux malaises: Season 1-4 (2014)
Magic Mike (2012)
Masha's Spooky Stories: Season 1 (2012)
Mother with a Gun (2016)
Paris Is Burning (1990)
Project X (1987)
Silver Streak (1976)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (2005)
The Five Heartbeats (1995)
The Furchester Hotel: Season 1-2 (2014)
The Girl from Chicago (1932)
The Longest Day (1962)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Twilight (2008)
Women in Gold

Available 2/2
American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson (2016)
Frequency: Season 1

Available 2/3
Daniel Sosa: Sosafado--NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Santa Clarita Diet - NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/4
Superbad (2007)

Available 2/5
Elvira I Will Give You My Life but I'm Using It (2014)
Los herederos (2015)

Available 2/6
Girls Lost (2015)
Me, Myself and Her (2015)

Available 2/7
Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special -NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/8
Tiempos Felices (2014)
Girl Asleep (2015)

Available 2/10
Abstract: The Art of Design
David Brent: Life on the Road—NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/11
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 2 (2016)
Stronger Than The World—NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/12
Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)

Available 2/13
Code: Debugging the Gender Gap (2016)
Magicians: Life in the Impossible (2016)

Available 2/14
Girlfriend’s Day -NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Katherine Ryan: In Trouble -NETFLIX ORIGINAL
King Cobra (2016)
Project Mc ²: Part 4 -NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/15
Aram, Aram (2015)
Before I Go to Sleep (2014)
Fire Song (2015)

Available 2/16
Milk (2008)
Sundown (2016)

Available 2/17
Chef's Table: Season 3—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season 4 -NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Kill Ratio (2016)
The Seven Deadly Sins: Season 2 -NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/19
Girl Meets World: Season 3 (2016)
Growing Up Wild (2016)
Tini: El Gran Cambio De Violetta (2016)
When Calls the Heart: Season 3 (2016)

Available 2/23
Sausage Party (2016)

Available 2/24
I Don’t Feel At Home In This World Anymore -NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Legend Quest: Season 1 -NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Ultimate Beastmaster—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Ultimate Beastmaster Mexico—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
VeggieTales in the City: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available 2/26
Night Will Fall (2016)

Available 2/27
Brazilian Western (2013)

Available 2/28
Be Here Now (2015)
Michael Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes -NETFLIX ORIGINAL

But Netflix's gifts are also curses, for the films we gain mean we must also suffer losses. February's victims include the aforementioned Brats: Babyz: The Movie, along with Bratz: Super Babyz, which is apparently a whole separate movie, who knows. Clueless, Elizabeth, and Frida are also on the chopping block. Here's the rest of what's leaving:

Leaving 2/1
An American Girl: Saige Paints the Sky
An Inconvenient Truth
Black Hawk Down
Bratz: Babyz: The Movie
Bratz: Super Babyz
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure
Failure to Launch
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Jackass 2.5
Lalaloopsy Girls: Welcome to L.A.L.A. Prep School
Last Holiday
Mission Impossible: III
Save the Last Dance
Serving Sara
Star Trek: Nemesis
The Kite Runner
The Machinist
The Original Latin Kings of Comedy
There Will be Blood
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

Leaving 2/7
Justin Bieber's Believe

Leaving 2/12
Grounded for Life: Season 1 - Season 5

Leaving 2/13
Scary Movie 5
The Nut Job

Leaving 2/15
Brothers in War
Chris Porter: Ugly and Angry
Exile Nation: The Plastic People
Jack Frost
I Am Not a Hipster
Plastic Paradise: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Prince of Broadway
Stephanie in the Water
The Man on Her Mind
Unlikely Animal Friends: Season 2

Leaving 2/16
Santa Claws

Leaving 2/17
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year

Leaving 2/19
Problem Child: Leslie Jones

Leaving 2/28