Are you a confident, sexually-active, sex-positive New Yorker? Did you attend the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Contest? Are you one of the millions of NYers who appreciates the finer points of "college," "MILF" and "Lisa Ann" porn? Then we have just the event for you: NY's first ever porn film festival is coming in 2015, and they want YOU to submit.

The first annual New York City Porn Film Festival will kick off in Bushwick on February 28th to March 1st. The DIY three-day festival will include screenings, performances, talks, workshops and parties galore at Secret Project Robot at 389 Melrose Street. We'll let them set the scene for you:

NYCPFF is focusing on:

  • Support independent, experimental, and low or non-budget production (film & print)
  • Display all diversity regarding sexuality, gender expression, body culture, class, fetishism, and race; particularly, with a focus on “dynamic genders & sexualities”
  • Put porn in a context where it can be recognized as a medium as well as an industry that is more than just a taboo
  • Discuss the social impact of pornography
  • Create a dialogue focused on new technologies & distribution channels and how they can be utilized
  • Look into the history of pornography, specifically, within the context of New York City

We are especially interested in;
Messy - wet, dirty, splosh, food,paint, water, mud, collages, confusion, chaos, spit, slime, garbage, filth.
Sci-fi/future - technology, future,cyborg, robot, machine, space, alien, post-human, android.
Movement - bodies, dance,choreography, travel, distance, intimacy, emotions, public transport,vehicles, sexual geography, innovative.
Animated/fantasy - stop motion,drawing, tabus, manga, non-human, zombie, super hero, vampire, bizarre, gothic, furies.

You have until January 10th to submit; find out more details by emailing nycpornfilmfestival@gmail.com. And remember: never go full-Iceland.