This morning there was at least one line not related to mass transit: the line to get into Saturday Night Live, where Louis C.K. is hosting tomorrow night and musical guests fun. will take the stage. If you're in Lower Manhattan without power due to the "Paul Bunyon Shitcloud" that hit us earlier this week, you might as well head to Studio 8H at 30 Rock and bide your time there.
This line, by the way, is for stand-by tickets, and there's no guarantee you'll get in to either the rehearsal or the live show. But its still better than waiting in line for hours and hours to get water or an MRE... which also isn't guaranteed.