The fine folks at E! Online have a Wisdom of Jessica Simpson reference guide. The guide helps everyone understand their new favorite reality show heroine/victim a little better. An example:

Choice Jessica soundbite: "I think I need to go, um...drop some kids in the pool."
The Situation: Jessica has just devoured a meal of fast food delights and now feels a strong urge to defecate but doesn't wish to offend others with such bold talk.
The Profound Lesson: Jessica shows that what most folks consider a simple bodily function can be a creative act from her. Expect more creative acts like this to come from her in the future.

The season finale of Newlyweds is October 21; it has also been renewed for another season, starting in 2004.

Jessica's new CD is In This Skin.