Waves in Alabama and The Situation

Last night Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino took a break from the GTL routine and dropped a little BP knowledge for Vulture. That is, after parroting back their question about the oil spill didn't make it go away, he was forced express his deep thoughts on the crisis in the Gulf. This all went down at Marquee, natch.

How do you think the oil spill is going to affect beach culture in America?

Wow, that’s a good question. Very good question. Can we repeat that for a second? Let me hear that one again.

You want to take a deep breath? Yeah, I’ll take a breath. Let me hear that one again.

How is the oil spill going to affect beach culture in America? You know what, obviously the oil spill is definitely going to affect beach culture in America for probably a number of years, I would surmise. It will probably affect a lot of kids, in not a good way.

Aw, he said "I would surmise."