2005_06_beatit.jpgMichael Jackson was found not guilty on all counts brought against him. This means defense attorney Thomas Mesereau is 1-for-2 in getting seemingly guilty celebrities off (we were mistaken in thinking he was Robert Blake's attorney during the acquittal; Gothamist guesses Mesereau won't be getting that "Lawyer to Stars Who Can't Pay So Good" plaque) and/or that the California legal system sucks. All Gothamist has to say is that no other parent can consider themselves ignorant of the accusations against Michael Jackson. Something freaky deeky is going on at Neverland Ranch, and why anyone would want their child involved in it, we don't know.

Court TV on the Jackson trial.