Robert Evans, even more cartoonish; Photo  - Comedy Central"There are three sides to every story: my side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying."

Gothamist has been looking forward to Robert Evans' animated show, Kid Notorious, coming this fall on Comedy Central, but this Page Six description seals the deal: Sharon Stone calls Evans to tell him she's dropping out of his latest project to do a version of "The Vagina Monologues" called "Sharon Stone's Vagina." Evans tells the audience, "Someone put it into that starlet's head that she could act. Sharon Stone's vagina? . . . It can't act either!"

Zap2It on the Kid Notorious, and the HBO site about the documentary that inspired it. And the book, The Kid Stays in the Picture, that started it all.

But Kid Notorious is on Wednesdays at 10:30PM, premiering October 22. Wednesdays at 10:30PM? That's during Law & Order! That's crazy talk! Luckily, Comedy Central reruns everything four times, so we'll catch it a million times, even without TiVo.