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Psych - it's April Fool's Day! The Project for Public Spaces has issued its April Fool's newsletter, which includes a faux-Christo project that would involve gating city sewer grates in New York (photo, above). Gothamist loved this "quote" from the Mayor:

"The Gates raised so much money we couldn't believe it. We've got to capitalize on this wrapping craze fast if we're going to fund the MTA's capital budget AND build the Jets stadium."

Hee! Also included in the newsletter: The country's best hydrants and building communities around pillories and stockades - if only!

And Happy April Fool's Day! Do you have any priceless April Fool's stories? We would probably fall for calling Mr. Bear or Mr. Lyon at the Bronx Zoo.