This has been the Week of the Dating Spreadsheet, as cold calculation has collided with the intangibility of Love. As much as fun as we've had at the expense of these Excel-wielding souls, others have rushed to their defense. One such person has sent us their own dating spreadsheet. "See how it helps me organize the last little corner of my life that has resisted such cold calculation?"

The fictional person adds, "Bill Bellamy didn't need one but I bet he would have found it useful."