Hua Mei in China; Photo: AP

Four year old American-born panda Hua Mei returned to China on Valentine's Day and her new zookeepers are looking to set her up with a male panda. Wolong Nature Reserve zookeeper said, "We have chosen three male pandas. We hope one or two could become her boyfriend later." What, humans are choosing Hua Mei's mate? Not Pimp-Pimp?