Moustache Man, you have met your marker-wielding match. Say hello to our favorite site of the day, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses a tumblr devoted to finding turtles in a half shell in the oddest of places and then putting them online. And by places we mean the faces of models and actors on subway posters and magazine ads.

They've even struck one featuring Gothamist favorite James Franco. The end result is just, well, brilliant. Thank you Ninja Noser, we'll never be able to look at a nose the same way again.