This entire story is literally in the headline! 22-year-old Swift has been linked romantically to 18-year-old Harry Styles (we're told he's the MOST popular of the One Direction crew) since late November, and yesterday the two were spotted on a date at the Central Park Zoo. It was adorable: at one point Swift—wearing a cute fox sweater and donning a ponytail—is holding a baby while looking at the seals. Cynics may say this whole thing was staged and that the baby was a prop baby, but we say thank you pretty young celebrities for romancing New York's stone cold heart.

The date—held in a very public place—may have been a move to make ex-flame Conor Kennedy jealous, because that's probably just how ice queen T-Swift rolls these days. Can you blame her? Just listen to her entire song catalog, painfully capturing the essence of each of her failed relationships (but you know, in an upbeat and catchy way!).