Early this morning, around 3 a.m., New York City was promised a magnificent Blood Moon during the total lunar eclipse. Promised... by Science, by the Universe, by Mother Nature, by The Internet (we will now be talking about all of you in therapy). If you wandered outside in your pajamas at that hour, however, you found NOTHING. Not even a regular goddamn moon. Not even a glow that suggested maybe a moon was there. It's like the moon abandoned us in our hour of hopeful wonderment. All we got was a boring cloudy sky, with some toxic orange hues coming off of New Jersey. So, which one of you sacrificed the wrong thing and ruined our Blood Moon Eclipse Extravaganza?
— Tommy Ortega (@TMO_NYC) April 15, 2014
All we got is this photo of Skrillex, Usher, and Diplo with a Blood Moon that's probably 'shopped... and of course: Imminent Doom.
Others did get the Full Experience, however—click through to see the Blood Moon from their point of view, but in disappointing 2-D. Press play and let Thom Yorke ease you into the pain...