Donald Trump says he'll stick out this election in an attempt to prove Silvio Berlusconi in a Pepe mask can become President of America, but at least we've got some late night hosts (in the non-Fallon division) willing to talk shit about the man. Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee and Bill Maher all weighed in on Trump's sexual abuse tips last night.

Colbert offered a take via Twitter, while sitting in an easy chair, since the show is on break through Monday for Columbus Day weekend. It was kind of like when Nic Cage watched the snuff film in 8MM, covering his face in horror at key moments as the video played on his laptop.

"Hopefully, he'll one day be telling the story about how he tried to fuck America, and failed," Colbert said at the end, a joke he probably would have had trouble getting on air on Comedy Central, much less CBS.

His former Daily Show compatriot Samantha Bee went with a direct parody, just some footage of a bus rolling through the countryside while she talked about grabbing guys by the balls and how being on TV gives her access to men's balls.

This was followed up with an apology tweet of sorts, one that still somehow doesn't seem funnier than the actual real life apology/hostage video Trump filmed last night:

And Bill Maher lit into Trump and Billy Bush for that matter, noting that somehow not knowing your mic is on "is one good indication you're a fucking idiot" and being grabbed by the pussy "sounds like what Hillary did to him at the first debate." For Trump, a man whose brain broke after he lost a debate to a woman, Maher's crack will probably hurt the most.