After losing financial backers, its publicists, and Alan Cumming, the already legendary Broadway musical Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark has set a date for opening night! According to a press release from their new flacks, previews will begin November 14th, with opening night set for December 21st. Directed by Julie Taymor to the tune of $40 million, and featuring music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge, the big-budget spectacle follows the struggles of Peter Parker and his alter-ego Spider-Man, who is "maligned by the media, buffeted by financial woes, and stretched thin by the expectations of the world-at-large." Wait, is that the plot or are they describing the production?