Staten Islanders are so sensitive. One of their own, 19-year-old Tara Mooney, recently spoofed Katy Perry's "California Gurls" with her own SI version that's racking up the hits on YouTube. WCBS is reporting that it gave some locals a sad, however—one offended islander told them, "it makes it seem like all of us are like that, and we're really not."

Mooney was born and raised on Staten Island, and explains, "It was all in good fun. I love Staten Island—my family's fourth generation here. It was just for fun, but I'm glad everyone likes it. There are a few haters [though]. They don't get it—it's a spoof."

Will Mooney be run off the island? Probably not, but BP James Molinaro declined to comment on her video—and in the past his borough hasn't responded well to criticism.