Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is adding "published author" to her resume (way to go, Simon & Schuster). The publishing house announced yesterday that they will put out the Jersey Shore star's novel—which, as the Daily News points out, is not a memoir despite being about "a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans and fights galore)."

As for what the reality starlet likes to read herself, she once told the NY Times that the only two books she's read were Twilight and Dear John (suspect answers... we'd bet she only watched the movies). However, as you can see, it looks like she recently picked up a new book for her visits to the playground.

An S&S editor asked, "Who better than Snooki to write a fun, sexy novel about a single girl looking for love on the Jersey Shore?" We're guessing Snooki's ghostwriter, probably. The novel is called A Shore Thing and will be hitting bookshelves on New Year's Day, but you can get a taste of her (more short-form) writing style here.