On Sunday, the world was blessed with the news that MTV reality star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and fiance Jionni LaValle had their little meatball, a healthy baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. The baby was born at St. Barnabas Hospital in Livingston, NJ, where a production crew was reportedly filming for the upcoming season of whatever Snooki does. Yet despite the obvious necessity of documenting such a historic moment, another patient's mother accused the hospital of forcing out non-"celebrity" patients, "They took over the whole floor. They were obnoxious." However, St. Barnabas wants you to know that they don't tolerate Beyonce-behavior!

Sally Malech of St. Barnabas tells us, "Nearly 6000 babies are born each year at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey. All patient rooms are private. Due to the high volume of babies born at our Medical Center, we do not close a maternity unit for any one individual. Our goal is to always create an exceptional birthing experience for every mother who chooses Saint Barnabas Medical Center."

At any rate, Snooki has already left the hospital (the little guy has a lot of hair!) and is at home and enjoying Starbucks iced drinks. Also, Mayor Bloomberg would be proud:

We wonder if she's using a commercial grade breast pump.