Tomorrow Serial will air it's big series finale—and if this were the movies, that final moment would be timed with Adnan's surprise release from prison, as America cheered on, waving signs sponsored by Best Buy and Mail Chimp. But you know what? Adnan may have actually strangled someone to death. And even if he didn't, no matter how engrossing the series has been, this crime wasn't solved by during some investigative journalism work for a podcast, no matter how thorough. So if you've got that need for closure, get ready to be disappointed, probably.

This may help—Michaela Watkins nails her role as Serial host Sarah Koenig in the below Funny or Die parody about tomorrow's final episode—"I did it for that sweet, sweet Mail Chimp money!"