Above (right below the sarcastic subject line) is a clip of The Killers performing their, in our opinion, boring new single at the VMA's this year. We admit to enjoying most of the songs off of their last album, "Hot Fuss", but even if Brandon Flowers says this new one is "one of the best albums of the past 20 years", we still aren't rushing to buy tickets to their "secret show" at Webster Hall this Friday. Apparently no one else is either, tickets are still on sale!