Well, folks, despite our best efforts, SantaCon is now well underway. The Santas are out in full force, and the streets of Murray Hill/Gramercy/Midtown/East Village, etc. are packed with jiggly beer-and-pillow bellies and slutty Mrs. Claus skirts.

We're probably now at the point in the crawl where participants start feeling pretty free to urinate in public, so expect to see that Jaegar-bomb induced pee flowing if you live in any of the aforementioned 'hoods, or ride a subway at any point today. This year's SantaCon reviews are pouring in via Twitter:

And of course, there are those lucky few still steeped in blessed ignorance: