Samantha Bee returned from winter break on a new night and at a new time yesterday, and immediately jumped into the "Comedy Christmas" that was the past week in politics. "The only verifiable thing about this report is how much joy it gave me," she said regarding the Trump dossier, which includes unverified allegations that Trump hired two prostitutes to pee on a bed in a Russian hotel room that the Obamas stayed in.

"There’s a high probability this story is bullshit, but the fact that it’s ‘plausible’ bullshit is a terrifying statement about what our nation has come to,” Bee added. "We absolutely believe that Donald Trump is petty enough to hire someone to take a whiz in a bed his predecessor sat in."

Bee moved past the "Peeus Ex Machina" to get into the confirmation hearings for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III ("No, that is not the name of a cartoon rooster from a banned Disney movie"). "Being too racially insensitive for 1986 is like being too into piss play for R. Kelly," she said. "That joke was in the script before yesterday, thank you very much."

She also had a piece about "white plight," focusing on complaints from D-list celebrities like Bo Bice, who was very upset after being referred to as "white boy" at a Popeyes. "Do you know how I can tell this wasn't systemic racism oppressing you?" Bee asked. "Because you're 41-years-old and this seems to be the first time you're experiencing it."