2008_10_rocco.jpgWhat is a nasty celebrity divorce without weeping? In the realm of the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, Us Magazine says that Ritchie was "crying over" seeing photos of 8-year-old son Rocco in a Yankees t-shirt. Because a Yankees t-shirt signifies slugger Alex Rodriguez, one of Madonna's many rumored current paramours. Of course, it doesn't help that there are more rumors about A-Rod buying real estate closer to Madonna's Central Park West triplex, reportedly scoping out an $80 million four-bedroom apartment at 15 Central Park West. Anyway, Us Magazine has other crazy details about the divorce, like how Madonna would say, "I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual," and "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing."