Jarvis Cocker, as Darren or something like thatJarvis Cocker, that wacky Pulp frontman, has been moonlighting as "Darren Spooner" in a group called "Relaxed Muscle." The Sun had picturea of Jarvis and Gothamist thinks he looks like one of those too-old-for-Halloween teens who really want candy, so they wear dimestore costumes and greasepaint.

More about Jarvis' insantity from NME. And people, remember, he has a baby.

Get your own skeleton costume so you can go as Jarvis Cocker as Darren Spooner for this coming Halloween.