Dictionary of Failed RelationshipsGothamist received an invite to hear contributors to the Dictionary of Failed Relationships speak at the Chelsea Barnes & Noble tonight. Apparently, we must have been put on the list of "People who'd write about failed relationships or people who have been in their share." Jake would like to protest that, but as Jen posts more, Gothamist guesses it's appropriate.

NY magazine writer Amy Sohn will be one of the readers. Last time we mentioned Amy, she posted a comment, so we'll be using this post as an experiment to see how fast she responds. Our hypothesis for SRT (Sohn Response Time): 10 minutes.