As Colin Nissan famously declared in that McSweeney's piece: "It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!" The People's love of Fall has become so intense over the years that it's only natural that pumpkin junkies have become the target of season-shaming, and PSAs like this one:

But don't let some "experts" fool you with their fancy science talk—CFD (Compulsive Fall Disorder) is nothing more than a term made up by an organization comprised solely of Boyfriends Who Hate Pumpkin Picking.

Just find yourself a Mr. Autumn, cozy up under a fleece blanket, and watch a movie together in the crisp Fall air.