In order to keep things exciting before the Republican National Convention, the folks at Yankee Pot Roast have decided that today is Roast Choire Sicha Day:

This year, our deserving subject is everyone's favorite pusher of gay agendas, the one and only Mr. CHOIRE SICHA. Hot on the proverbial heels of his retreat from the blogospheric forefront, we felt this was as good a time as any to libel and slander dear Choire.

Sadly, as our lawyers suggest that it's unwise to libel, slander or reprint excerpts from IM conversations, Gothamist will only say that we have decided that panda-hater Choire is a gay American...although we're not too sure about the American part, because what the hell kind of last name is Sicha?

More Choire Roast from YPR.