Thanks to Vanity Fair, Scarlett Johansson's nude photos are back in your brain... but this time they've brought in some added value: Woody Allen's skin tags! The actress's cell phone got hacked this year, and photos of her posing naked were leaked to The Internet (the hacker has since been caught).
In the latest issue of the magazine, she discusses the photos:
“They were sent to my husband [now ex Ryan Reynolds]. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno. Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.”
Johansson says she took the photos herself, adding, “I know my best angles." And then in what seems like the same breath, it's on to Woody Allen's skin tags! Johansson says her friendship with the legendary director may very well be rooted in their shared hypochondria—“The only reason why Woody and I are still friends is because I’ve diagnosed all kinds of his skin tags, lesions, ailments. I’ve prescribed things for Woody that he’s then asked his doctor to prescribe for him.” This nightmare fuel wouldn't be complete without revisiting this classic 2008 photo of Allen oggling Johansson's breasts. Aaaaand scene.